SHUFFLE RESUFFLE THE INDIAN TEAM TO DOOM

Greg has succeeded in spelling India's doom.

IT IS TIME THE BOARD SHUFFLES AND RESUFLES THE COACH

GREG THE COACH CUM DESTROYER

YOU HAVE HEARD ABOUT BATSMAN CUM BOWLER - BOWLER CUM
BATSMAN.

THE FIRST TIME WE HAVE A TEAM DESTROYER CUM COACH.

WHAT HAS GREG DONE FOR THE INDIAN TEAM? THE BOARD SHOULD HAVE SECOND THOUGHTS AFTER THE INDIANS LOST THE ODI SERIES IN THE WEST.

GREG DESTROYS TALENT. SREESANTH WAS DROPPED, WHEN

HE WAS MOST WANTED AND IN FULL FLOW. NOW THE

THE KANGROO BUCKLED UNDER PRESURE AND HAD TO HIDE HIS

TAIL IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS, WHEN HE WAS RECALLED FOR THE

KL CHAMPIONS TROPHY. IT IS A BIT LATE NOW GREG.

IRFAN PATHAN DESERVED REST, HE WAS NOT EFFECTIVE IN THE

WINDIES. HE SHOULD BE RESERVED FOR PACY WICKETS

WHERE THE BALL SWINGS. WHY IS GREG DESTROYING

IRFAN? WHE DO HAVE A TALENTED PACE BATTERY?. THEY

MAY NOT BE EXPRESS- THEY KNOW THEIR JOB AND ARE WORLD

CLASS


MR. GREG WE DO NOT HAVE GOOD OPENING PAIR. CONCENTRATE

ON THIS. YOU SHUFFLE THE BATSMAN OUT OF FORM. DO YOU

GET YOU BASICS RIGHT. YOU PERSISTED WITH VENUGOPAL RAO

WHO WAS FIT ONLY FOR THE INDIAN A TEAM. YOU NEGLECTED

KAIF. KAIF IS WORTH 30+ RUNS IN ODI EVEN IF HE SCORES A

DUCK. ALL RUNS SCORED BY HIM MAY BE BONUS CONTRIBUTING

TOWARDS A WIN. MR.GREG WE THOUGHT YOU WOULD DO

WONDERS TO THE INDIAN TEAM. YOU ARE ONLY DESTROYING

THE TEAM WITH YOUR CHICKEN BRAINS.

A DESI COACH WOULD HAVE DONE A BETTER JOB FOR HALF

THE PAY PACKET.

PACK UP UR BAGS AND LEAVE BEFORE YOU TOTALLY DESTROY THE INDIAN TEAM

CHUCKERS GALORE

The art of fast bowling is fast fading out we
are bestowed with chuckers in Major
cricketing countries.

Sir, Richard Hadlee had a gazel like follow through- The silken smooth
action is still remembered by oldtimers.

Imran Khan Dennis Lillee Thommo were pretty good with no flaws
in their arm action.

Wasim Akram was the one who started chucking. He was pretty good to start with. He tried to impart a little more pace with the dirty art of
chucking.
NOW Shoiab Akthar the Karachi Express Leads Chuckers Bandwagon.

The most disgusting chucking on earth is seen when BANDARA the Srilankan bowls. The way he bowls looks really shamefull. You cannot
call him a cricketer. A Mumbai School boy can chuck the ball more
elegantly. Take a lesson from VAAS the only Srilankan who knows the
art of fast bowling.

BEDI DOES NOT CONSIDER MUTHAIAH A SPIN BOWLER-
He is a master chucker who has entered the record books. The crooked arm which he claims to be congenital. One has to realise that he see's into
the batsman's eye at the point of time when the ball is released by his crooked bowling arm. The body is straight, the back is not bent. He never believes bending the back, this affords him the time to look straight into the batsman's eyes.

This extra fraction of a second affords him time to study the batsman before he releases the ball.
This luxury is denied to bowlers who bowl with a natural action.

Does the Master Chucker deserve our SYMPATHY ?

B.S CHANDRASEKHAR was one of our legendry Spinner. He was afflicted with polio in his bowling arm. He never took advantage of this.
He always bowled with a straight arm. If he had gone the Murali way he should have picked up 1000 plus wickets.

If you are a keep observer notice the following:

1. Mural's forearm bends during his bowling action to impart additional spin. His claim that that it is congenital defect does not justify this.

2. Murali never bends his back- He bowls standing errect.

3. His feet is firmly entrenched on the ground. Flat footed when the ball leaves the bowling arm.

4. The extra split second he gets because of the defective bowling action is enough to fox the batsman. He can vary the delivery accoding to his fancy.

MALINGA IS NOW EMERGING AS A CHUCKER'S DELIGHT.

CHUCKING SHOULD BE BANNED AT ALL COSTS.

MURALI SHOULD QUIT COMPETITIVE CRICKET AND JOIN THE DISABLED CRICKETERS TEAM IN SRILANKA.

FAREWELL PRINCE OF KOLKOTTA

IT WAS GREAT WATCHING YOU FLAUNTING
YOUR T-SHIRT IN THE AIR.

ATLAST WE HAD A SPORTSMAN WITH A
KILLER INSTINCT


VIJAY AMRITRAJ WOULD HAVE WON THE WIMBELDON IN 1973
BEATING JAN KODES. HE WAS NO McENROE . HE MEAKLY SURRENDERED IN THE QUARTERS

THE WALL IS TOO GOOD A GENTLEMAN. HE TOTALLY LACKS
THE KILLER INSTINCT. THE BODY LANGUAGE IS MISSING ON
THE FIELD

"DADA BAD LUCK" YOU ARE BETTER THAN THE MONGIAS
AND CHOPRAS.

THIS IS NO WAY TO DISGRACE A NATIONAL HERO -HE DESERVED ONE LAST CHANCE TO PROVE HIS METTLE .

THE BOARD OF CRICKET CONTROL OF INDIA (BUNCH OF JOKERS- As Jimmy wisely puts it)DOES MUCH DAMAGE TO INDIAN CRICKET

HAVE THE BEST ON BOARD - THROW THE BAD GUYS OUT

GREG AND THE BOARD ARE THE TWO BIG STUMBLING BLOCKS IN
TODAY'S CRICKET

MOHINDER AMARNATH TOLD YOU BLOKES THAT THE SELECTORS ARE A BUNCH OF JOKERS MANY MANY YEARS AGO.

THEY HAVE REMAINED TRUE TO MOHINDER
AMARNATH'S SALT SORRY BLOKES TO HIS WORDS.

KIRAN MORE IS THE BIGGEST JOKER ON EARTH. WE FAIL TO UNDERSTAND IF HE
WAS EVER WAS A CRICKET PLAYER.

Sreeka's comments today was worth reading:

Did the Portly Mumbaikar deserve a place. POWAR
IS NO POWER PLAYER LIKE DAVID BOON . DAVID
CARRIED HIS HIS EXTRA FLESH IN STYLE. Vishy or Arjuna did
have spare tyres towards the fag end of their career. HOW THE
HELL DOES A PORTLY START A CAREER. BHAJJI AND KUMBLE FORMED A FORMIDABLE PAIR IN TANDEM.

WHY WAS SREESANTH IGNORED: RP SINGH
IS TALENTED HE COULD HAVE WAITED.
SREESANTH WAS TURNING INTO A GOOD STRIKE BOWLER. WHY WAS SREESANTH MADE
A SACRIFICIAL GOAT.

IT IS SHAME THAT A GOOD PACE DUO
OF IRFAN AND SREESANTH WAS NOT
CONSIDERED GOOD.

A FORMIDABLE SPIN DUO OF BHAJJI AND
KUMBLE WERE NEVER THOUGHT OF.

KIRAN MORE THE MASTER JOKER

GREG IS FIRANGA- HE IS A KANGROO
WHO WAS A GOOD PLAYER. BAD SELECTOR
AND ADMINISTRATOR.

COME ON DRAVID : YOU MAY BE THE WALL
OF INDIAN CRICKET. ASSERT YOU SELF
YOU CAN'T BE MEEK. CHOOSE YOU DREAM TEAM. WE ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD.

OUR BUNCH OF JOKERS DO THE MAXIMUM
DAMAGE TO INDIAN CRICKET